What a better way to start my Metal Delirium day then writing about how biggest-douche-in-the-universe, cash grab fanatic, and hopelessly never to find a ‘rock of love’, is going to sue the Tony Awards for dropping a big ass stage prop on his head. Of course I am talking about my good friend and all around jackass Bret Michaels. It’s been well documented on here in the past that I am not a fan of what Mr. Michaels does nowadays, although I still love Poison. All that aside, Bring Back Glam reported yesterday that Mr. Michaels will sue the Tony Awards again because he claims they could have cut away from this ‘accident’ with their seven second TV delay and saved him a lot of embarrassment.
Look, Bret Michaels already sued them once claiming that this accident is what caused his brain hemorrhage six months later and that didn’t work well for him. My argument is that, well quite frankly who cares? Shit happens on TV all the time that makes people look bad. Hell dude, you had two seasons on Rock of Love that made you look like a complete IDIOT. But this is it, three years after the fact, this is what makes you look bad? The Tony Awards used you for ratings? Yeah, nobody that wasn’t watching the Tony Awards before, was watching it after this. Also, if you watch the video you can see that the rest of the band was on the platform behind the stage, while Bret milked some applause.
The real question has always been; WHY THE HELL WAS BRET MICHAELS ON THE TONY AWARDS?