Even in Black Metal photos Immortal still look ridiculous…

 

Ah Abbath, the joke of the black metal community, how we love you. Of course we do love Abbath because him and Immortal have made some of the best black metal in the history of the genre and really laid a blueprint for bands to come. This does not mean the band doesn’t take absurd pictures. We have all seen the Spongebob Imagination image, or the Splish Splash I was taking Abbath, and hell even the presidency picture. But it has now come to my attention that the band doesn’t even look cool in actual black metal images anymore. One image below as a sample but you can check out the rest by clicking here.

I mean seriously look at this picture. That pose is a little to…well….think about it while I go take Abbath….

Matthew Kuritz

About Matthew Kuritz

Born in 1989 in a small town in South Carolina, Matthew was raised on metal. His father, a huge KISS and other classic rock/metal fan and his brother wh owas raised during he hay-day of Hair Metal and Grunge, Matthew was made to do this. I digest any and all music that comes my way; not just metal. Metal for me strikes the rebellious, angry, and energizing nerve that no other music can. Metal has the most talent, most feeling, and most power than any kind of music. I am always up for discussing anything and everything involving metal and other music.