Well, I wanted to start the day off with some good news that we can all enjoy but it doesn’t look like that is going to be happening. Why is that? Because Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are officially engaged! Yeah, I didn’t know they knew about each other either. Let’s look at why this is horrible:
- Avril Lavigne makes horrible music.
- Chad Kroeger makes horrible music.
- They are both Canadian.
- No legitimate talent between the two of them.
- They both really like Metallica.
God, imagine if they have kids and we have to deal with that when we are all old? Holy shit. What did I mean that they both like Metallica by the way? You’ve never seen Avril perform “FUEL” or Kroeger cover any Metallica song in a Nickelback concert? Well you are in luck!